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Do I Care About The NFL Draft?

I guess?

Maybe.

I don’t really know.

I don’t care about professional football, nor do I spend much time following college football.

And yet…

I’ll still watch it, provided there isn’t anything better on.

But why?

I honestly could not …

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What Does This Have To Do With Sports?

Boston remains in a state of shock after two homemade explosives detonated near the finish line of the Boston Marathon. Several people have died and even more are injured. All of this, and more, has been reported on CNN, MSNBC, …

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Mike Rice is an Asshole. Now What?

Rutgers men’s basketball has parted ways with head coach Mike Rice for swearing, slurring, and hurling basketballs at his players.

Only, they already suspended him in December for the same thing. What changed?

ESPN released the video.

Viewers at home …

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Did We Make Justin Bieber Crazy?

I’m conflicted on this one.

On the one hand, I usually enjoy a good celebrity flame out. Yes, I’m awful, but the voyeur in me can’t help but watch, especially when they’re offered multiple chances to redeem themselves, only to …

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It’s March Madness season.

I will preface this article by saying that I know next to nothing about college basketball.

But, am I excited? Hell yes.

That’s the magic! The NCAA tournament is such that you can know absolutely zero …

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Pro Athletes Owe Fans Nothing

In his return to Orlando, Dwight Howard dropped a bomb on Magic fans, to the tune of 39 points, 16 rebounds, two assists, three blocks and a steal. It was surprising considering Dwight’s struggles to this point.

What was not …

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Open Letter to College Football Players

Okay, mostly just football players.

Are you ready?

STOP GETTING ARRESTED.

I’m being serious! Stop it!

It’s getting ridiculous.

Yes, the university you play for is making millions of dollars off of your hard work, but they’re paying for your …

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Is Kanye West the Kanye Best?

To be completely honest, I wrote this article, in part, so that I could use that headline. I’m very proud of it.

But, to answer my own question: yes. Kanye is easily one of the best rappers in the business, …

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Golfer Suffers Black Widow Bite, Still Finishes Round

Wow. Just…wow. Normally I like to write interesting and moderately thoughtful perspectives on things like the state of American journalism and privacy issues encountered in the twenty-first century. Today is not a normal day. Allow me to explain.

Daniela Holmqvist, …

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North Korea: Comic Fodder or Legitimate Threat?

We need to decide; are we afraid of North Korea? Do we feel bad for it? Do we enjoy having a good laugh at it’s expense? Yes.

North Korea is terrifying. It is a totalitarian dictatorship run by a family …

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